This product is available in four different sizes:3.5g, 7g, 14gand28g.
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A favourite among growers and psychonauts alike, this strain is a spiritual classic that has been around for years. Instead of just “tripping,” the Golden Teacher is primarily renowned for its shamanic qualities, or spiritual impacts. According to rumours, it transports you to a location of wisdom and spirituality while teaching you about your higher-self and other dimensions.
Incredibly fun, very little after effect. Not what I expected with moderate visuals.
I ate 3.5 and waited a decent time. There was a distinct lsd taste which was completely unexpected so I switched my brain from a soul trip idea to anything is possible to ensure a good time. As the first wave hit I was in a great place with some minor visuals and I got to the “a few more would kick the second wave into high gear” idea…should not have done that and did it anyways.
The visuals consisted of geometric patterns and it was a hysterically loud and funny 7 hours.
Pro: I was definitely be blasted out of my face. No ill feelings after a sleep, no issues eating.
Con: Not the third eye opening experience I was looking for. It felt more like an acid trip than a mushroom trip.
Final thought: All things considered, I had a hell of a good time but I’m a bit scared to eat more of these right now. Potent af!
Good value and exactly as described, arrived no problem and in discreet packaging. A cube is a cube (except original PE!) and variables in power/effectscan happen even within the same grow, so we used as we normally do: our (married couple) experience is always 3-5GISD so ego/body loss as well as shared (merged spirits) experiences/landscapes/visuals is what usually happens when we trip together, and worked perfectly with the batch we got here.
Peace!
Excellent, very happy with this purchase did not expect it to get here in less than 3 days ordered 16th received 19th. The mushrooms are big whole mushrooms with almost no random small peices of mushroom and stuff. Whenever I ordered mushrooms from other places they always had i bunch of loose powdery mushroom mycelium crap this is so much better. These are good times man, I can order mushrooms whenever easily and quickly if you’re hesitant to buy from this site I can tell you I am very happy with my purchase and I think you will be too.
Wow. Bam. Potent. Went out for a event where I needed to be kept together so I only ate 1 gram. And thought I would be fine.
Potent AF. But would fully believe it is acid dipped. Different visuals and feeling then normal and way to many visuals for just 1 gram.
Would recommend fully.
Trip safe
Wow. Bam. Potent. Went out for a event where I needed to be kept together so I only ate 1 gram. And thought I would be fine.
Potent AF. But would fully believe it is acid dipped. Different visuals and feelings then normal GT and way to many visuals for just 1 gram. It was deff something else for just being 1 gram.
Would recommend fully just consume lightly.
Educated concent is important
Trip safe
So, I’ve tried shrooms many times before, but these…… were something else. Long story short, I wanted to try a hero dose and I’ve heard plenty of beautiful tales of divine experiences, rebirth and yadda yadda. These.. did the opposite to me. Instead of giving me meaning and beauty, they stripped it all away and I was effectively mind-flayed. What these shrooms do is that they reset you – they recalibrate you, at least that’s what’s they did to me. They amplified all of my nervous signals, physically and mentally, to the point I was receiving so many opposing messages at the same time at hyper-speed, relax/move in my body, paralyzing me and making me move, like magnetic waves of electricity running through my nervous system over and over again. They took away who I was, they made time eternal (really sucks when you’re in absolute agony) and they showed me what absolute meaninglessness is. I fell in and out of consciousness. My thought processes, all of them including the most evil ones I have like the ones my existential crisis consists of, were firing into a spiral of infinity and I was shown what purgatory is like. I now know ultimate suffering. Near the end of it I thought that existence was eternal as I thought if I can be born once I can be born to suffer again, and I thought should the universe crunch back into its starting point, it may start over again, all material flung into the exact same direction as the first time recreating this exact life at some point for the eternieth time, never allowing us an out, ever, life being this goddamn evil electric limbo caught inside the magnetic lock of the universe that is always attempting to achieve equilibrium. I thought there was no point in me fighting to establish a new life for myself (which is what I’m about to do), but instead I wanted to cut directly to assisted suicide. Just cut suffering short and put me out of my misery. Luckily, that wore off after a while and an insane breeze moved through my nervous system, like I had been cleansed and the ultimate equilibrium of my nerves had been achieved. I felt I understood exactly what we were made of, what the universe is made of, the eternal fight to equilibrate, everything. That trip has removed my social anxiety to the point that I can move through crowds and not feel like a thousand eyes are on me, judging, perhaps simply because it turned life into a glass half full instead of half empty from showing me what utter meaninglessness and suffering are. Worrying about what people think is the least of my problems after that, lol. But also, I think the trip shredded those background thoughts completely, so only the very important ones were left. I’ve been able to easily catch unhelpful thoughts because my mind has been so empty down to my subconscious that they’ve been easy to recognize, question and debunk.
So I thought the reason my trip was so intense was just that I wasn’t cut out for hero doses. I thought if I did a low dose again some other time, I could have the fun I remembered when I was given euphoria and beauty and felt connected to the shrooms and all they had to teach. I took 2.5g and… I was flung into the same space where my nervous signals were firing on max, no opportunity to relax, all of my problems coming up to the surface AGAIN (when they had just been crunched and put away!) and firing at max speed repeatedly — there was no ability to enjoy music, to focus on something else – my mind and my body were so tense and overwhelmed, like I was a graphics card that was overclocking to the point of burn out (which is what the hero trip felt like too, but more intensely so, to the point of blackout). This was still similar to the hero dose, but this time, I was wholly conscious through the whole thing and all I did was sit and cry, begging for release over and over again. “RELEASE! Please!” Hearing my own voice as an echo along with my thoughts and all nerve signals into infinity. We really are just flesh computers. Anyway. By the end of it…. the most intense bliss I’ve ever felt. I felt like I had my multiple selves integrated (as if compromises between them had been made), I had the answers to how I can stay true to myself and still uphold my ethics with people without necessarily starting dumpsterfires, I had hope again when the last trip had stripped all meaning from me. Now it was back. I feel I care again, which is a very terrifying place to be. But wow. These shrooms are NOT recreational at all. At least not to me. They defrag, they overclock and overload me to the max, and the result is the cleanest and smoothest equilibrium in my nervous system. That was amazing. I felt my core-self at the surface, connecting with my synesthesia into beautiful colors. But wow. The pain and the absolute terrifying agony it took to get there. You don’t take these shrooms and think you can just have a little fun during the night. They’ve definitely taught me that shrooms aren’t all the same. I thought golden teachers were going to be kind and loving, but these… they were mean. SO mean. So fricking mean. They’re just a system cleanse, a reboot, a ‘throw out all the unnecessary junk and close down all your background processes’ type shrooms. And that’s great. They clear amygdala PTSD like no other. But ooph, I’m struggling with feeling again. It was easier when I didn’t. It’s gonna take a while to integrate all this entire me into the person I was from the hero trip. But yeah, beware. This is not for the faint-hearted. Had I at least known this was how it was gonna play out, I could have better managed the disappointment and the absolute agony. But whoa, it cleared my PTSD from last time, lol. I do keep getting these inner flashbacks to the place from the hero trip though, particularly after this one, as if the hyper-firing of thoughts//memories nerves sent them bubbling up from way below the surface to a mean boiling point. I keep seeing this empty open wide landscape with this meaningless house, and everything is flat with bleached colors. Like as if I’ve been put inside a DOS game from the 90s and this is all that exists in this world. Just you and this empty void with a house with no content, not even window panes. Empty, empty place to be. Existence can certainly be a prison. I have no words for how horrible that was. Thank god there was beauty and this neural cleanse at the end of it. I certainly found out I’m neurodivergent, lmao. Phew! Still, I’d do it again – at a MUCH LOWER DOSE – if I need a recalibration again to clear background noise that is taking away spoons which will inevitably reaccumulate. These shrooms should be called mindflayers or mindshredders or at the very least resetters. And I think psychiatry should hospitalize people and give them this, tell them it’s gonna be the most agonizing hours of your life, but after that, you’ll know what sensory existence is, you’ll know what it’s like to exist without your ego, your identity, the things that matter, the things you believe, and you’ll be allowed to rebuild. You’ll know who you are, and your old BS will be mostly gone. It’s strange how shrooms can give you so much beauty and meaning… and they can take it all away too, to the absolute nill. And it’s the scariest place to be. But once you’ve been there.. every other thing fades in comparison. Scared of a new job? That’s nothing anymore. Regular fear is practically pleasant. Shit, during the hero trip I was thinking I’d rather go through old trauma again, it would have been comparably more pleasant! That’s how much suckage that trip was. But wow. Cleanse. Reset. I’ll hesitate to ever try shrooms again though in case they turn out to be mindshredders instead of mind-expanders which I must admit are the more fun ones lol. But these get straight to business. Tired of analyzing and learning about your past? Having endless epiphanies? Going over the same thing again and again from a new angle that doesn’t really change much anyway? These will do all that but at hyperspeed and they will crunch your thoughts, your analyses, like cans in a machine and spit out the conclusion. You’ll be able to put your past back on the shelf and finally move the fuck on. They clear old grievances and anger, like it’s done and dealt with, and you’re now free to focus and panic about the future, lol. I could keep on talking about what I’ve learned and what they do, but I think this is already long enough, rofl. Phew. Being a psychonaut is no game, kids.
9 reviews for Golden Teacher Mushrooms (Live Psilocybin)
Isaac Wilson
February 7, 2021 at 6:01 am
Cool
Jason H
March 26, 2021 at 4:51 am
Incredibly fun, very little after effect. Not what I expected with moderate visuals.
I ate 3.5 and waited a decent time. There was a distinct lsd taste which was completely unexpected so I switched my brain from a soul trip idea to anything is possible to ensure a good time. As the first wave hit I was in a great place with some minor visuals and I got to the “a few more would kick the second wave into high gear” idea…should not have done that and did it anyways.
The visuals consisted of geometric patterns and it was a hysterically loud and funny 7 hours.
Pro: I was definitely be blasted out of my face. No ill feelings after a sleep, no issues eating.
Con: Not the third eye opening experience I was looking for. It felt more like an acid trip than a mushroom trip.
Final thought: All things considered, I had a hell of a good time but I’m a bit scared to eat more of these right now. Potent af!
Erik The Viking
April 10, 2021 at 8:47 pm
Good value and exactly as described, arrived no problem and in discreet packaging. A cube is a cube (except original PE!) and variables in power/effectscan happen even within the same grow, so we used as we normally do: our (married couple) experience is always 3-5GISD so ego/body loss as well as shared (merged spirits) experiences/landscapes/visuals is what usually happens when we trip together, and worked perfectly with the batch we got here.
Peace!
Belkacem Berdjane
August 2, 2021 at 2:21 am
I got great product from them.
Azeem I
August 19, 2021 at 7:42 pm
Excellent, very happy with this purchase did not expect it to get here in less than 3 days ordered 16th received 19th. The mushrooms are big whole mushrooms with almost no random small peices of mushroom and stuff. Whenever I ordered mushrooms from other places they always had i bunch of loose powdery mushroom mycelium crap this is so much better. These are good times man, I can order mushrooms whenever easily and quickly if you’re hesitant to buy from this site I can tell you I am very happy with my purchase and I think you will be too.
Sam
August 10, 2022 at 11:12 pm
Sent order after about a week of waiting.
Chungly
October 19, 2022 at 5:31 am
Wow. Bam. Potent. Went out for a event where I needed to be kept together so I only ate 1 gram. And thought I would be fine.
Potent AF. But would fully believe it is acid dipped. Different visuals and feeling then normal and way to many visuals for just 1 gram.
Would recommend fully.
Trip safe
Chungly
October 19, 2022 at 5:33 am
Wow. Bam. Potent. Went out for a event where I needed to be kept together so I only ate 1 gram. And thought I would be fine.
Potent AF. But would fully believe it is acid dipped. Different visuals and feelings then normal GT and way to many visuals for just 1 gram. It was deff something else for just being 1 gram.
Would recommend fully just consume lightly.
Educated concent is important
Trip safe
Kat
May 30, 2023 at 3:19 pm
So, I’ve tried shrooms many times before, but these…… were something else. Long story short, I wanted to try a hero dose and I’ve heard plenty of beautiful tales of divine experiences, rebirth and yadda yadda. These.. did the opposite to me. Instead of giving me meaning and beauty, they stripped it all away and I was effectively mind-flayed. What these shrooms do is that they reset you – they recalibrate you, at least that’s what’s they did to me. They amplified all of my nervous signals, physically and mentally, to the point I was receiving so many opposing messages at the same time at hyper-speed, relax/move in my body, paralyzing me and making me move, like magnetic waves of electricity running through my nervous system over and over again. They took away who I was, they made time eternal (really sucks when you’re in absolute agony) and they showed me what absolute meaninglessness is. I fell in and out of consciousness. My thought processes, all of them including the most evil ones I have like the ones my existential crisis consists of, were firing into a spiral of infinity and I was shown what purgatory is like. I now know ultimate suffering. Near the end of it I thought that existence was eternal as I thought if I can be born once I can be born to suffer again, and I thought should the universe crunch back into its starting point, it may start over again, all material flung into the exact same direction as the first time recreating this exact life at some point for the eternieth time, never allowing us an out, ever, life being this goddamn evil electric limbo caught inside the magnetic lock of the universe that is always attempting to achieve equilibrium. I thought there was no point in me fighting to establish a new life for myself (which is what I’m about to do), but instead I wanted to cut directly to assisted suicide. Just cut suffering short and put me out of my misery. Luckily, that wore off after a while and an insane breeze moved through my nervous system, like I had been cleansed and the ultimate equilibrium of my nerves had been achieved. I felt I understood exactly what we were made of, what the universe is made of, the eternal fight to equilibrate, everything. That trip has removed my social anxiety to the point that I can move through crowds and not feel like a thousand eyes are on me, judging, perhaps simply because it turned life into a glass half full instead of half empty from showing me what utter meaninglessness and suffering are. Worrying about what people think is the least of my problems after that, lol. But also, I think the trip shredded those background thoughts completely, so only the very important ones were left. I’ve been able to easily catch unhelpful thoughts because my mind has been so empty down to my subconscious that they’ve been easy to recognize, question and debunk.
So I thought the reason my trip was so intense was just that I wasn’t cut out for hero doses. I thought if I did a low dose again some other time, I could have the fun I remembered when I was given euphoria and beauty and felt connected to the shrooms and all they had to teach. I took 2.5g and… I was flung into the same space where my nervous signals were firing on max, no opportunity to relax, all of my problems coming up to the surface AGAIN (when they had just been crunched and put away!) and firing at max speed repeatedly — there was no ability to enjoy music, to focus on something else – my mind and my body were so tense and overwhelmed, like I was a graphics card that was overclocking to the point of burn out (which is what the hero trip felt like too, but more intensely so, to the point of blackout). This was still similar to the hero dose, but this time, I was wholly conscious through the whole thing and all I did was sit and cry, begging for release over and over again. “RELEASE! Please!” Hearing my own voice as an echo along with my thoughts and all nerve signals into infinity. We really are just flesh computers. Anyway. By the end of it…. the most intense bliss I’ve ever felt. I felt like I had my multiple selves integrated (as if compromises between them had been made), I had the answers to how I can stay true to myself and still uphold my ethics with people without necessarily starting dumpsterfires, I had hope again when the last trip had stripped all meaning from me. Now it was back. I feel I care again, which is a very terrifying place to be. But wow. These shrooms are NOT recreational at all. At least not to me. They defrag, they overclock and overload me to the max, and the result is the cleanest and smoothest equilibrium in my nervous system. That was amazing. I felt my core-self at the surface, connecting with my synesthesia into beautiful colors. But wow. The pain and the absolute terrifying agony it took to get there. You don’t take these shrooms and think you can just have a little fun during the night. They’ve definitely taught me that shrooms aren’t all the same. I thought golden teachers were going to be kind and loving, but these… they were mean. SO mean. So fricking mean. They’re just a system cleanse, a reboot, a ‘throw out all the unnecessary junk and close down all your background processes’ type shrooms. And that’s great. They clear amygdala PTSD like no other. But ooph, I’m struggling with feeling again. It was easier when I didn’t. It’s gonna take a while to integrate all this entire me into the person I was from the hero trip. But yeah, beware. This is not for the faint-hearted. Had I at least known this was how it was gonna play out, I could have better managed the disappointment and the absolute agony. But whoa, it cleared my PTSD from last time, lol. I do keep getting these inner flashbacks to the place from the hero trip though, particularly after this one, as if the hyper-firing of thoughts//memories nerves sent them bubbling up from way below the surface to a mean boiling point. I keep seeing this empty open wide landscape with this meaningless house, and everything is flat with bleached colors. Like as if I’ve been put inside a DOS game from the 90s and this is all that exists in this world. Just you and this empty void with a house with no content, not even window panes. Empty, empty place to be. Existence can certainly be a prison. I have no words for how horrible that was. Thank god there was beauty and this neural cleanse at the end of it. I certainly found out I’m neurodivergent, lmao. Phew! Still, I’d do it again – at a MUCH LOWER DOSE – if I need a recalibration again to clear background noise that is taking away spoons which will inevitably reaccumulate. These shrooms should be called mindflayers or mindshredders or at the very least resetters. And I think psychiatry should hospitalize people and give them this, tell them it’s gonna be the most agonizing hours of your life, but after that, you’ll know what sensory existence is, you’ll know what it’s like to exist without your ego, your identity, the things that matter, the things you believe, and you’ll be allowed to rebuild. You’ll know who you are, and your old BS will be mostly gone. It’s strange how shrooms can give you so much beauty and meaning… and they can take it all away too, to the absolute nill. And it’s the scariest place to be. But once you’ve been there.. every other thing fades in comparison. Scared of a new job? That’s nothing anymore. Regular fear is practically pleasant. Shit, during the hero trip I was thinking I’d rather go through old trauma again, it would have been comparably more pleasant! That’s how much suckage that trip was. But wow. Cleanse. Reset. I’ll hesitate to ever try shrooms again though in case they turn out to be mindshredders instead of mind-expanders which I must admit are the more fun ones lol. But these get straight to business. Tired of analyzing and learning about your past? Having endless epiphanies? Going over the same thing again and again from a new angle that doesn’t really change much anyway? These will do all that but at hyperspeed and they will crunch your thoughts, your analyses, like cans in a machine and spit out the conclusion. You’ll be able to put your past back on the shelf and finally move the fuck on. They clear old grievances and anger, like it’s done and dealt with, and you’re now free to focus and panic about the future, lol. I could keep on talking about what I’ve learned and what they do, but I think this is already long enough, rofl. Phew. Being a psychonaut is no game, kids.
Kat
May 30, 2023 at 3:32 pm
Btw, I gave it 4 stars just because I had the worst time of my life TWICE, lmao, but it deserves a lot of stars for the final result.